
“Bread saw me online but didn’t bother anymore to say hi.” said Cheese

Oh! Maybe you haven’t heard of the summer romance about Bread and Cheese. Okay, here comes the tale:

Sometime ago, baker introduced them. So Bread and Cheese met.

Bread and Cheese were so excited about discovering each other. They dated a lot in the oven. They made really great toasts together. You know, the melting cheese, golden toast… They were on fire in the oven. They had some really cheesy time!

Not long later, bread saw Cheese meeting wine, crackers and ham for dinners. Bread complained.

Cheese struck back saying: “I asked. You said you’re not ready to talk about exclusive.” What bread didn’t know is that Cheese never enjoyed seeing wine, crackers or ham.

Those were actually just some casual “cold plates” (you know wine, crackers, ham…cold!) dates to catch Bread’s attention. Cheese never dated others for pizza, fondue or cake behind Bread’s back because Cheese didn’t want to get “heated” with anyone else. Cheese already had fallen for Bread indeed.

Cheese just didn’t believe either Bread would just settle with toasts making before Bread had tried enough recipes. Bread was awakened by Cheese’s honest reminder.

Have Bread tried Anchovy? Pâté De Foie Gras? Jam? Peanut Butter? Black Truffle? or Tuna Salad “ON TOP”? NO! Bread somehow realized “the reveal” was rather ugly but true.
So they stopped meeting in the oven. No more toasts making. Bread would rather go plain for now until Bread’s ready for other exciting “toppings”.

After sometime, Bread saw Cheese online but didn’t bother anymore to say hi.

“We were Bread and Cheese,
Sticky, cheesy as if anyone else didn’t exist.
All in all, I just don’t want life to be a routine,
I want Bread to have its freedom back that’s what I insist.
Real bonds don’t just come at fingertips.
A fairy tale takes more than one to complete.
No matter how hard you’ve tried, there aren’t always hints,
As results don’t always come out as what it seems.
To keep the one we love, we don’t use pins.
But rather follow our hearts and let providence show us what true love really means.”
If you hear people say this someday, that will be Cheese.
NG
P.S.
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Dear Bread,
Indeed, we still have many possibilities:

In summer, we can go for a tropical holiday! Get tanned.

In the snowy winter night, we can enjoy each other’s company with fruits around.

In spring, we can make cheese bread sticks and go for a flower watching picnic in Japan.

In autumn, we can be moisturized, lubricated by olive oil.

I can meet your juicy nuts friends, you can meet my wine buddies.

We will make new friends together. “Hi Eggs, this is my bread” I say. ”Hi Beans, this is my cheese” you say. How sweet!

We can try new positions, play some tricks when we get bored.
We can have some cute garlic, onion, beacon later together…(I’ve come up with their names: Mr. Garlic Bread, Ms. Onion Bread, or may be twins, Rosemary Beacon Bread then) all named after you, Bread, how cute!
Love,
Cheese











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